Allan left Ireland four years ago to be closer to Merkel. Has a pet drone, just in case the aliens invade or he needs some hangover food and can’t slither out of his bed. Dreams of owning a pet monkey. Probably not ethical, but promises to introduce them to the beauty of R&B, Funk and Calypso so they can be a swag mofo and make all the other monkeys jealous. *Serious talk* makes websites and doesn’t believe in fish…